Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa

 

A man recently released from prison manages to get a job driving a call girl from customer to customer.

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Genre: Crime, Drama, Romance
Rating: 18
Directed By: Neil Jordan
Written By: Neil Jordan (screenplay), David Leland (screenplay)
Released: 1986
Runtime: 104 minutes

Cast

Bob Hoskins as George
Cathy Tyson as Simone
Michael Caine as Denny Mortwell
Robbie Coltrane as Thomas
Clarke Peters as Anderson
Kate Hardie as Cathy

Plot

George (Hoskins), recently released from prison, is given a job as the driver for a high-class prostitute named Simone (Tyson) by his former boss, Denny Mortwell (Caine).

As George and Simone find out more about each other, they form a friendship.

Central to this theme is Mortwell’s wish for George to find out as much as he can about one of Simone’s ‘regulars’, a wealthy businessman.

George helps Simone in her quest to find Cathy (Hardie), an abused friend from her past.

This leads to a violent resolution in the seedy underworld.

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Nuns on the Run

Nuns on the Run

Nuns on the Run

Brian and Charlie work for a gangster.  When their boss learns they want to “leave”, he sets them up to be killed.

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Genre: Comedy
Rating: 12
Directed By: Jonathan Lynn
Written By: Jonathan Lynn
Released: 1990
Runtime: 99 minutes

Cast

Eric Idle as Brian Hope/Sister Euphemia of the Five Wounds
Robbie Coltrane as Charlie McManus/Sister Inviolata of the Immaculate Conception
Janet Suzman as Sister Liz, the Sister Superior of the nunnery
Camille Coduri as Faith Thomas
Robert Patterson as Mr. “Case” Casey
Doris Hare as Sister Mary of the Sacred Heart
Lila Kaye as Sister Mary of the Annunciation

Plot

Two common thugs, Brian Hope (Eric Idle) and Charlie McManus (Robbie Coltrane) pull off a bank heist with their mob, but their boss is killed and replaced with a young, brash one, Mr. “Case” Casey.

Disapproving of Casey’s methods, Brian and Charlie wish to leave, and a corrupt auto dealer, Norm, on Casey’s payroll, desiring the same, tells Casey of this. Casey has Norm killed to make an example of him, apparently intending to spare Brian and Charlie.

Meanwhile, Brian meets and begins a romantic relationship with Casey’s waitress Faith Thomas (Camille Coduri), a short sighted aspiring psychology student.

Brian and Charlie ultimately come up with a plan to betray their gang and flee the UK, whilst robbing a Triad gang of their ill-gotten money through drug dealing.

However, Casey, no longer trusting Brian and Charlie, plans to eliminate them at the same time, ordering his hit men, Abbott and Morley, to kill them during the Triad gang robbery.

Faith, having overheard all about the plan, tries to remove Brian from the scene, but fails. Brian and Charlie’s plan to rob the Triads and flee, goes well until their car runs out of petrol, as Charlie had forgotten to refill it.

They flee the Triads, Abbott and Morley on foot and hide in a nunnery, later dressing up as Nuns and introducing themselves to the Sister Superior, Liz (Janet Suzman) as Sisters Euphemia (Brian) and Inviolata (Charlie).

When Casey comes to know about their back-stabbing, he becomes enraged and places a bounty on Brian and Charlie’s heads.

 

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Powwow Highway

Powwow Highway

Powwow Highway

Depicts the struggles of reservation-dwelling Native Americans in the North Central United States.

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Genre: Drama
Rating: 15
Directed By: Jonathan Wacks
Written By: David Seals (based on the novel), Janet Heaney (screenplay) and Jean Stawarz
Released: 1989
Runtime: 88 minutes

Cast

A Martinez as Buddy Red Bow
Gary Farmer as Philbert Bono
Joanelle Romero as Bonnie Red Bow
Amanda Wyss as Rabbit Layton

Plot

A member of the Northern Cheyenne tribe of Lame Deer, Montana Buddy Red Bow (Martinez), a quick-tempered activist, is battling greedy developers. On the Northern Cheyenne Indian Reservation he tries to persuade the council to vote against a strip-mining contract. 

Philbert Bono (Farmer) is a hulk of a man guided by sacred visions. He wants to find his medicine, tokens from the spirits. He trades some marijuana, booze, and a few bucks for his ‘war pony’ – a rusted out, beat up 1964 Buick Wildcat he names ‘Protector.’Meanwhile, Buddy’s estranged sister, Bonnie, is arrested in Santa Fe, New Mexico and Buddy is the only family member who can help her and her children, Jane and Sky Red Bow.

Buddy does not own a car, so he makes the journey with Philbert. They set out on their road trip, and Philbert’s easygoing ways and insistence on frequent stops to pray and eat prove irritating at first to Buddy, but the men reach an understanding as the trip wears on. Along the way, they visit the Black Hills in South Dakota and Philbert reverently leaves a giant Hershey’s Chocolate bar as an offering to his ancestors.

When they finally reach Santa Fe, they meet up with Bonnie’s friend Rabbit. Using inspiration from an old western he sees on TV, Philbert breaks Bonnie out of jail. Their escape almost ends in tragedy, but with a little help they make their way back to Montana.

Based on the best selling book The Powwow Highway by acclaimed author David Seals and reportedly George Harrison’s favourite Handmade produced film.

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A Private Function

A Private Function

A Private Function

In post-war Britain, food rationing continues, leading a married couple to become involved in the flourishing bacon black market.

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Genre: Comedy
Rating: 15
Directed By: Malcolm Mowbray
Written By: Alan Bennett, Malcolm Mowbray
Released: 1984
Runtime: 92 minutes

Cast

Michael Palin as Gilbert Chilvers
Maggie Smith as Joyce Chilvers
Denholm Elliot as Dr Charles Swaby
Richard Griffiths as Henry Allardyce the Accountant
Tony Haygarth as Leonard Sutcliff the Farmer

Plot

In the summer of 1947, Britain prepares to commemorate the wedding of Princess Elizabeth and Prince Phillip.

To get around food-rationing laws, Dr. Charles Swaby (Denholm Elliott), accountant Henry Allardyce (Richard Griffiths) and solicitor Frank Lockwood (John Normington) are fattening a black-market pig for the big day.

Egged on by his wife (Maggie Smith), meek Gilbert Chilvers (Michael Palin) steals the swine, but the couple must conceal it from inspector Morris Wormold (Bill Paterson).

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Privates on Parade

Privates on Parade

Privates on Parade

The members of Song And Dance Unit South East Asia fall in and out of love while trying to dodge Malayan Communist bullets in the late 1940s.

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Genre: Comedy, Drama, War
Rating: 15
Directed By: Michael Blakemore
Written By: Peter Nichols
Released: 1983
Runtime: 107 minutes

Cast

John Cleese as Major Giles Flack
Denis Quilley as Captain Terri Dennis
Nicola Pagett as Slyvia Morgan
Patrick Pearson as Sgt. Steven Flowers
Michael Elphick as Sgt. Maj. Reg Drummond
David Bamber as Sgt. Charles Bishop

Plot

A fey British army captain (Denis Quilley) recruits fellows for drag song-and-dance shows in post-World War II Singapore.

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